A problem has been detected and Windows (lol) has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

THE FOLLOWING FILES ARE MISSING/CORRUPT:
REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS.SYS
LOL_WINDOWS.SYS
ROFL_WINDOWS_VISTA.SYS

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION:
WINDOWSXP.EXE

This is definitely not the first time you've seen this error screen, but what can you do?
Might as well restart your computer. If this problem persists (it probably will), follow these steps:

Walk/ride/fly/swim to the nearest Apple Store.
Talk to a clerk about the Mac OS X Operating System.
Pay him/her one hundred twenty-nine US dollars ($129).
Bring the box home and pop the CD into your Optical Drive.

Or, if you think Apple sucks, try checking your piece of cr@p BIOS to see if you have not already disabled everything, and fix it. Once again, Windows will provide you with no support. If by chance you have no idea what the heck you are doing (yeah right) press F8, and just boot into Safe Mode, even though half the time it is unavailable due to the "incredible reliability" of Windows Operating Systems.

Technical Information:

*** STOP: 0xUSING00x33 (x00xWIND0Wx5, 0PxER4T1ng, x5Y5z0T3Ms0x, 0x5T0xuPIDx)

*** REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS - Bad Idea, xW731xe,rj00
\system32\systemfilezz\REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS.SYS


beginning to dump physical memory in order to hide evidence
physical dump complete - lol. dump.

Contact one of your many IT Technicians or your Administrator (like he really knows anything) for further gri - i mean assistance